Awkward, My ex, Vandalism and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:08

Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?

cooluc 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:12

YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.

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pancaken00b 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:56

YDI for not throwing eggs at them when they came outside.

Erindub 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:24

YDI and way to go for also proving he should've left you long ago

bambi114 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:39

totallydeserved in But hey at least u had the guts to do something bout ur ass hole ex unlike some people

the1maggot 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:40

YDI for acting like a 12 year old, you stupid bitch

ndiesal 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:45

Egging = weak Locking your keys in your car = dumb though it happens to almost everyone else Setting your alarm off = retarded Him and his new gf seeing you = fail YFDI bitch

alex1432 9

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:59

you deserve it

hrtstealer 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:37

this is probably the reason he cheated on your sorry ass. you are childish and pathetic. FYL for being you.

HyperExecuter 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:51

you are dumb... seriously... you really wonder why he broke up with you? you are a jealous, insecure, and probably ugly person. I hope he called the cops and the locked ur ass up.