Miscellaneous: Catchphrase hell

Catchphrase hell

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it was. He just paused, turned to look me in the eye, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

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By fuck you dad - 30/03/2013 18:17 - Ireland - Carrickmacross

Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 08:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, once again, my family had a loud conversation over the television show I was quietly watching. Ironically, the moment they watch something they like, even if it's a re-run episode, you have to be quiet or you'll be called a monster. Simply say "Hi" and they'll pause the TV to look at you like an annoyance. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Fuck you dad - 16/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, whenever my dad says something and I (genuinely) don't hear him, he repeats it in an extremely slow and condescending manner. My family says I should "get a sense of humor" because I'm rightfully pissed about this. FML

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By Not Riverdale - 26/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I spoiled a TV show I've seen that a friend has started binge-watching by saying, “Episode 7 really did my head in.” His face turned from excitement to annoyance, and has vowed revenge, saying, "Great, I'm going to be anticipating episode 7 for the next few hours thanks to you, stop talking to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 17:30 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, my father is incapable of doing anything without cursing and swearing so loudly that the neighbours hear him. If I ask him what’s wrong or to stop swearing at inanimate objects, he starts yelling at me for "jumping all over him." I can’t win. FML

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By Spooked - 18/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my 20 years of life, I heard my dad unironically say the f-word. I was so shocked by it that I became became practically frozen for a full minute, which is not a very good thing to happen when you're at work, and your boss is watching you. FML

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broderickc 13

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:04

Your dad sounds awesome.

Superstitious 6

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:21

Shut up.

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ClaireWinchester 17

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:10

How is that FYL? That's awesome I wish my dad did that.

DaisyDanger 7

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:10

That is hilarious! My boyfriend has a CD of all the songs and songs them all the time! It makes me laugh!

ash1rose 11

Saturday 7 September 2013 6:09

Where did he get a CD of the songs? I've been trying to find one of those for ages!

LemonandLime 13

Sunday 8 September 2013 10:55

I like songing.

Welshite 39

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:10

Olpally? Edit: This is why I should read the comments before posting.

olpally 32

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:32

Yeah... It's not me. My dad watches criminal minds and other various things, like drag racing. Nice try, haha.

jw90 18

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:15

I can see where it's annoying but that show is hilarious.

flyersfan345 5

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:15

You want a popsicle to feel better? I got a whole freezer full.

esines 9

Sunday 8 September 2013 6:32

Get your fat ass over here

Lunasis 14

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:11

whoever can swallow the most Tylenol pm wins :D

Dre27 20

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:15

Legend for sure, I want your dad

ghil15 8

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:16

poor meg! lol

caitylynn05 16

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:17

Do the same to him from a show he finds annoying. He'll get the hint.

Lunasis 14

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:12

quote constant my little pony at him, he'll curl up in a ball more or less

yumyumpoptart 16

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:17

come on, that was kinda funny:P at least he got a sense of humor though, not right strict and uptight.

lolita88_fml 27

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:20

He's right...Meg...

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