Pregnancy, Porn and Intimacy: Cash grab - FML

Cash grab

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 05:27 - Canada

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Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 13:45

Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!

electrorange 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 13:38

MILF, anyone?

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Twistedfates 2

Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:14

Never to early to start the ole college fund.

Inked0803 12

Thursday 31 January 2013 17:51

Divorce.....quickly.

xxxlex 4

Monday 22 April 2013 5:42

this is.definitely something my boyfriend would do

BibliophileG 10

Saturday 30 November 2013 6:00

At least he thinks ur hot enough, with that pregnancy glow, to b a **** star! Good 4 u!

Obediah14 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:15

Talk about midlife crisis

jmeshvrd 13

Saturday 31 May 2014 2:16

People make bank off that.

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