Intimacy: Broke boy

Broke boy

By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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Skittlesbaby 7

Monday 11 April 2011 22:30

poke holes in them

xxaybaybayxx 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:28

what a douchebag.

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courttpaiige 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 3:33

what a ******* douche bag is right.. hunny i would dump his ass.

Dxxpy 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:27

yes holes elf b funny

Alexandria928 0

Friday 15 April 2011 3:32

dick.

FamiliarStranger 2

Monday 18 April 2011 4:41

That guy is a hero.

jcole1997 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:38

HAHAHA sucks for you, either you suck in bed, or are really ugly, my guess is both. The guy is a hero.

twilgirl 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:24

glue them to his car the a**!!!

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:57

Wow. It doesn't get much lower than that. You need the three C's. Change your locks, Confront his cheating ass, and cut that loser from your life forever.