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Brave boy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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Saturday 22 June 2024 11:43

Maybe he found himself a hawk tuah girl.

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ahabsfan 15

Saturday 22 June 2024 11:43

Maybe he found himself a hawk tuah girl.

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