Kids, Parents and Cops: Boundaries

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Central Square

Today, while I was at work, the cops were called for a wellness check on me because I'd blocked my bio father for being a pedophile. He'd called them on me, and I'm really embarrassed and upset. FML

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eellik 11

Tuesday 16 July 2024 11:26

No need to be embarrassed, you didn't do anything wrong.

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 24 April 2025 16:03

Maybe you should publish this on Facebook. Include his name and a photo. You know, for community awareness.

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eellik 11

Tuesday 16 July 2024 11:26

No need to be embarrassed, you didn't do anything wrong.

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 24 April 2025 16:03

Maybe you should publish this on Facebook. Include his name and a photo. You know, for community awareness.

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