Intimacy, Sex and Gross: Boundaries - FML

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 16:00

Spicy

Today, I got home and saw my bed was made different and there was a wet spot on the sheets. It wasn’t until I sniffed it did I realise what it was. I’m now 99% certain my Mum and Dad had sex in my bed, and I'd sniffed their mixed up love juices. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 16 September 2023 16:56

Why sniff? Why?!?!? What would be the best outcome for that test be? Urine? There's no way you could have expected any non-hideous.

Lffayen 4

Saturday 16 September 2023 22:03

The worst way to meet a new sibling.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 16 September 2023 16:56

Why sniff? Why?!?!? What would be the best outcome for that test be? Urine? There's no way you could have expected any non-hideous.

Lffayen 4

Saturday 16 September 2023 22:03

The worst way to meet a new sibling.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 17 September 2023 0:52

Ew...(In Cleveland voice) that's nasty.

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