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By why do eggs explode - 12/10/2015 21:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

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strike2867 13

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:07

Sounds like a great opportunity to teach him to clean a microwave.

jenninyc1128 17

Tuesday 13 October 2015 15:55

The wonder of having small kids.. Good luck with that clean up!

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LosinIt2008 14

Friday 16 October 2015 8:45

nothing will happen except they'll slither out of the microwave and onto the floor lol that is unless he started the microwave for a minute or two then I'd guess that they exploded?! eeeeek!

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 16 October 2015 9:29

Just clean the window and before you clean the rest of it put a couple marshmellows in there and let him watch that. He'll pee himself with delight.

WildChildRocker 11

Thursday 22 October 2015 13:47

Sounds eggsplosive.

MitchRapp 20

Friday 4 March 2016 22:27

Am I the only one who is still wondering what happens? Besides a mess.

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