Sex and Intimacy: Blown job

Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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Deproboy 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:11

how could u possibly get a bj if u watch star trek?

infernalpuppet 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 6:20

damn I can't think of some witty phrase from star trek that has meaning to this situation :(

gunterr 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:01

fag

what_the_fail 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 7:13

You're getting head and your life is ******? You ungrateful bastard.

mrkoosh 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 8:25

maybe you should try roleplaying haha

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:27

so instead of fantasizing about girls trekies fantasize about Spock that sounds about right. did you imagine you were sucking his pointy ears lol

omgzdude 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:12

well, that's not really terrible....

funi1234 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:36

you sir are EPIC LEDGEND!!!!!

knarkle 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:28

"oh, beam me up Scotty" would've been twice as funny

cooliodefined 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:34

wow.... who watches star trek during sex

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