Love, Sex, Horny, Awkward and Sexting: Blackout

Blackout

By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 06:00

Today, after sexting with my wife for the whole day, I came home to a dark house due to a blackout. Being horny, I went in and started humping her from the back. She screamed. It was my mom who came to supply candles during the blackout. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Saturday 5 November 2022 6:20

Dude never just hump whatever is in the house

Brightside86 30

Saturday 5 November 2022 8:57

This is legendary nightmare fuel, real?

mcarland 3

Sunday 6 November 2022 0:34

I feel this deserves both you deserved it, for coming in hot, and your life sucks, obviously.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 6 November 2022 0:40

You dozy ************...

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