Work, Embarrassing and Awkward: Bigmouth strikes again - FML

Bigmouth strikes again

By lovely-sweet - 27/11/2008 12:34 - France

Today, during lunch, I said, "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on." One of the guys present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying, "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman." Which was also the case. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

ConfusedGuy 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:23

Dude, **** his life.

GhettoWangstuh 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 9:05

im a friends addict, and that just made me crack up omg nice one hahah

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SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:55

They were on a break.

Thebroskii 11

Friday 26 August 2011 4:35

Did he have a son named ben?

blakarius 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:39

Why did you even yell that out loud your a douche YDIB

evamusical 12

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:24

Was he a paleontologist?

a_tadych593 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:11

wayyy to go

RadioOctopus 16

Friday 9 March 2012 1:36

Atlest he ddnt leav u for a lez lik the other one

Incognito23 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 3:39

You really should have just shut your mouth after your first mistake.

Beva_fml 15

Friday 28 June 2013 11:21

Why not just state "that sucks"?

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 21:13

Well it was true so how did this affect your life? I see nothing wrong with what you said.

JmarChanology 20

Saturday 18 July 2015 7:14

Ah shit...

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