Love, Awkward and Break-ups: Best excuse

Best excuse

By Magellanic L - 06/05/2025 21:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML

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By nycgirl424 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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Sometimes, they just do

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML

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By Depressed - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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roryab 8

Wednesday 7 May 2025 7:07

dodged a bullet buddy

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 7 May 2025 18:10

She already had plans to break up with you.

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roryab 8

Wednesday 7 May 2025 7:07

dodged a bullet buddy

d j mom 9

Wednesday 7 May 2025 12:30

wow I haven't heard that one before. but nowadays it doesn't surprise me.

FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 7 May 2025 16:45

Dafuq kind of logic is that? I agree with the others, that bullet just dodged you. Be grateful for it.

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 7 May 2025 18:10

She already had plans to break up with you.

core01 30

Thursday 8 May 2025 4:21

Another? Does she specialize in rich dudes? Tell her to bring one back for you if you're jealous

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