Health, Bodyshaming and Awkward: Bent - FML

Bent

By Disproportionate - 26/10/2019 16:00

Today, I noticed that the glasses I got this week seemed off balance. A further inspection showed that one of my ears is bigger than the other. Through even further inspection, my family concluded that the entire right side of my body is higher than my left. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

mike3775 36

Saturday 26 October 2019 17:20

May want to get a checkup from the doctor. You may gave had a stroke or Bell’s palsy.

misswilwarin96 11

Sunday 27 October 2019 4:27

That's not that weird. We're human, unique, imperfect.

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mike3775 36

Saturday 26 October 2019 17:20

May want to get a checkup from the doctor. You may gave had a stroke or Bell’s palsy.

mfranks19891989 10

Saturday 26 October 2019 17:38

Are you related to sloth from the goonies?

misswilwarin96 11

Sunday 27 October 2019 4:27

That's not that weird. We're human, unique, imperfect.

Merrissa Savage 4

Thursday 31 October 2019 2:42

No ones face is symmetrical

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