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Beautiful mind

By Anonymous - 20/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML

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Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

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By FireoftheFuture - 02/05/2013 11:02 - United States

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By WellThere'sThat - 26/11/2017 15:00

Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, I took a polygraph. The interviewer was mad at the way I was breathing and looking down once instead of straight ahead. The third test I started crying because he raised his voice, saying I was disrespecting his time. I was trying so hard but couldn't breathe with the equipment on, leaving my mind blank. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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By shuahwan - 09/08/2015 05:46 - New Zealand

Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML

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Friday 21 March 2025 19:50

"You're not locked in here with me, I'm locked in here with you!" No wait, that's wrong... Just failed a Rorschach test.

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Friday 21 March 2025 22:28

Anything can be failed if the person evaluating you wants you to fail.

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bidet 9

Friday 21 March 2025 17:31

Did you say that they all looked like vaginas?

stickyface 16

Friday 21 March 2025 19:50

"You're not locked in here with me, I'm locked in here with you!" No wait, that's wrong... Just failed a Rorschach test.

Yudith 25

Friday 21 March 2025 22:28

Anything can be failed if the person evaluating you wants you to fail.

GoogieWithers 23

Saturday 22 March 2025 1:54

I don't know. How did you do it?

JasonThorn 20

Monday 24 March 2025 2:17

"I don't know why *I* failed. *YOU* were the one showing me pictures of me beating my wife!"

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Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML

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Today, I've started to dislike my friends. I'm in my 30s, play soccer, and was recently diagnosed with diabetes - mostly due to genetics - but the decades of poverty and eating restaurant mistakes didn't help. I treated my friend to a ball game and told her. She asked if I was being responsible, then ordered a second beer. FML

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Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML

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