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By unknown - 09/11/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

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odd_one23 4

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:50

hopefully his wont fall out one day

number20 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:43

hockey players, I presume?

Zillabug 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:31

Does that include your boyfriend???

burnsie22 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:23

U might be a redneck

Sinsation 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:53

So? Are you so shallow that it really matters? =/

JRokka850 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:44

Well yee ****** haww!

missydee21 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:47

Redneck family

Bordo1203 3

Monday 16 July 2012 5:58

Does he happen to have a family of babies?

maniaccy 8

Saturday 4 May 2013 15:05

Either he's a redneck or just really really old..

mcauley3 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 23:09

METHHEADS!!!

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