Health: Bad start to the day

Bad start to the day

By Concussed - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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shadowzraptor 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:25

im never showering again haha ): that sucks

iKaite 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:08

A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.

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shugacane 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:21

omgg that really does suck;

inevality 12

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:26

Now that takes talent.

Fr0gg13 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:42

u need life insurance

fatman1970 25

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:52

Look on the bright side - you didn't get bitten by one of those spiders you have over there. Still, my apologies for laughing.

zac2012 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:52

just go back to bed, lol

lumuma 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:53

this is fake

sonicpanda 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:55

BS!!!

anyapersad 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:05

epic I give you a 10/10 ;p

tylerwhite14 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:13

ahahahaha thats so shittyyy

Nic_hole 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:23

bahahaha 47 and 48 that's great lolz, and awww that suxx so bad ouch!

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