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Bad seed

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 27/07/2026 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my youngest daughter failed kindergarten. After 3 years of petit section, junior and senior kindergarten, she still doesn't recognize the teacher's authority. For example, when the teachers are trying to line the children up to come in after recess, she's pulling the kids out of the line and yelling, "Run away!" FML

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TomeDr 24

Monday 27 July 2026 12:59

Get her evaluated! Maybe she has ODD - Oppositional Defiance Disorder

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 27 July 2026 15:41

Do you happen to be the same guy who wrote that story about his daughter leading a breakout from her school during recess? I notice the exact same name.

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TomeDr 24

Monday 27 July 2026 12:59

Get her evaluated! Maybe she has ODD - Oppositional Defiance Disorder

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 27 July 2026 15:41

Do you happen to be the same guy who wrote that story about his daughter leading a breakout from her school during recess? I notice the exact same name.

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