Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 918 You deserved it 49 033 Share Tweet Share
Today, my obsession with Polish women tried to "graduate" and become my religion. The obsession I had caught from hearing other dudes' ethnic fetishes online was about to become the start of a New Religious Movement. Now I'm stuck with the realization that I have an incredibly cringey brain. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 You deserved it 629
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML I agree, your life sucks 13 136 You deserved it 36 251
Today, I found myself in the unenviable position of buying tampons, chocolate, ice cream, and condoms for a woman I’m in love with, but am not dating. She asked me to get them since I was going to the shops anyway. I want to die. FML I agree, your life sucks 397 You deserved it 1 430
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 257 You deserved it 817
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 197 You deserved it 78 979
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 368 You deserved it 14 858
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)