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Bad boys bad boys

By Tom - 17/08/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

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Thursday 18 August 2011 0:17

You, sir, are a **** up.

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Thursday 18 August 2011 0:14

Smooth.

Comments

bewbies 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:09

I think you mean in ur butt hole

Swishmantastic87 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:09

Your the worst kind of stupid

brianjman14 22

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:12

Dude, you're an idiot. Switchblades are illegal to carry around AND for you to possess in your state (unless it's for a collection or it's an antique, which I doubt it was.)

elmogoezRAWR 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:13

No.

jose0614 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:16

damn! life is against u

vampirekisses91 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:16

Wouldn't u be able to feel it in your shoe?

bertoelmexicano 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:23

I always carry my switchblade in my shoe..... and my socks in my pocket

elmogoezRAWR 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:26

Smooth like butta

inkblotdrummer 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:24

You sir, are a straight up ******* idiot.

sleepyhungry93 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:27

This begs the question of " how stupid are you really?"

athos1237 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:36

Exactly how stupid are you? Switch blade = felony, concealed deadly weapon = felony, taking it into a courthouse = felony. You're a dumbass. Have fun in prison.