Love and Weird: ASMR - FML

ASMR

By Anonymous - 28/06/2026 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a secret video folder of lesbians kissing from movies, TV shows, and games like The Last of Us, Arcane, Georgia and Ginny, and so on. He says it’s his ASMR folder because something about lesbian kissing noises is extra relaxing and helps him sleep. Yeah, right. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 1 July 2026 6:23

Let him enjoy his girl on girl action. It's not like they aren't lots of straight women who watched Heated Rivalry for reasons other than a love of ice hockey.

DLBL 21

Sunday 28 June 2026 13:56

I don't think that's so terrible. It's not gay fellows grunting during sex, which would invite questions from a girlfriend.

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DLBL 21

Sunday 28 June 2026 13:56

I don't think that's so terrible. It's not gay fellows grunting during sex, which would invite questions from a girlfriend.

juggalo2 21

Sunday 28 June 2026 21:08

OMG. You don't suppose he looks at lesbian **** too, do you?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 1 July 2026 6:23

Let him enjoy his girl on girl action. It's not like they aren't lots of straight women who watched Heated Rivalry for reasons other than a love of ice hockey.

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