Transportation, Drunk and Cars: Angry much?

Angry much?

By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML

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Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 24 August 2019 23:02

He may have had lowered inhibitions, but you can't say the same for his determination.

Stéphanie Roy_1860765893 12

Sunday 25 August 2019 3:37

I see you met my ex-husband! LOL!!!

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 17:53

Maybe you shouldn’t have stolen his husband, Bubble Wrap!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 24 August 2019 23:02

He may have had lowered inhibitions, but you can't say the same for his determination.

Stéphanie Roy_1860765893 12

Sunday 25 August 2019 3:37

I see you met my ex-husband! LOL!!!

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