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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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MattOnFML 13

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:41

Ahh man, routines can do that to you sometimes haha. Tough luck

psiloveyou15 12

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:41

Mondays...

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jsc9306 14

Tuesday 17 September 2013 14:56

That sucks man. Sounds like something I would do... Lol

mbuck87 19

Tuesday 17 September 2013 15:28

You didn't think to wait undercover?

caitiebug1119 15

Tuesday 17 September 2013 15:37

I gotta ask, why didn't you wait in the building? Or call her? Or realize, hey why do I have her keys?

nick_ferguson19 1

Tuesday 17 September 2013 16:17

Dumb ass

dirtydiana57 3

Tuesday 17 September 2013 17:37

You sound really stupid.

KingreX32 21

Tuesday 17 September 2013 21:08

epic fail dude.

YawMoney 14

Tuesday 17 September 2013 21:59

Stress did this to you

punz 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:19

Well Hey look at the bright side, your wife had some extra time to herself.

love_me_electric 20

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:42

Holy crap, I don't think I've ever seen a FML where the FYL and YDI votes are almost the same!

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 18 September 2013 4:40

Well you can't say you don't lack a routine. I feel for ya !

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