Sex, Awkward and My ex: All in the family - FML

All in the family

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Moose Factory

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Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 August 2022 14:45

Was she your ex before you passed out?

Jon Tessler 14

Tuesday 23 August 2022 17:51

she is your ex, why do you care who she sleeps with? give your brother a high five and tell him to enjoy your sloppy seconds

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 August 2022 14:45

Was she your ex before you passed out?

Jon Tessler 14

Tuesday 23 August 2022 17:51

she is your ex, why do you care who she sleeps with? give your brother a high five and tell him to enjoy your sloppy seconds

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