Animals: Alas… - FML

Alas…

By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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weddingbelle09 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:31

Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

Lollersk4tes 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:20

"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

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NoteMyGrin 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:59

Aw! Animals getting killed by cars is horrible. I can't imagine how terrifying that must be for them. ):

dannyboy66 7

Friday 19 March 2010 5:20

this is hilarious

Apotheosis5267 0

Friday 19 March 2010 23:01

Fate - LOL XD Pussy ;3

Bethanytaylor96 5

Sunday 9 May 2010 19:40

hhaha at #52 your life is ****** if u think this is an fml.

11colio11 4

Wednesday 30 June 2010 11:52

it's just a rabbit who cares?

Mylees 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:39

poor rabbit f the rabbit l

m0nicaa055 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:21

how is it fml for u?...its fml for the rabbit ;(

PrimeStarscream 30

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:42

Stupid rabbit.

CookieMonstr19 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:04

?This isn't really an FML for u. You're not the one who got hit by the car.

MrMustangg 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:50

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