Health, Relatable and Skincare: Absolute beginner

Absolute beginner

By Anonymous - 08/01/2025 22:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML

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Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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Thursday 9 January 2025 6:28

I must ask you... did you put the lime in the coconut?

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Underscore_foo 5

Thursday 9 January 2025 0:47

… how?

Lost Reggie 21

Thursday 9 January 2025 6:28

I must ask you... did you put the lime in the coconut?

d j mom 9

Friday 10 January 2025 14:15

hahaha I LOVE that song!!!

Yudith 25

Thursday 9 January 2025 18:48

But did it cure your dry skin?

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Sunday 12 January 2025 4:04

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