Love, Valentine's slay and Caring: A+ for Effort

A+ for Effort

By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 22:40 - United States - Monroe

Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 February 2017 6:55

Suddenly, my Valentines Day of a microwave frozen dinner, watching news of the unraveling of the Trump disaster presidency and Internet **** suddenly doesn't feel like the worst there was. I might fire up an extra Hot Pocket!

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You couldn't have foreseen or prevented any of that! Well except maybe your smell... hopefully she appreciates your thoughtfulness though!

Comments

edmunson 22

Wednesday 15 February 2017 6:21

You tried...was she that ungrateful? Her loss!

Catdragon 40

Wednesday 15 February 2017 7:01

how could you ever be grateful for ass smell?

rivenrock 14

Wednesday 15 February 2017 10:57

Did he even smell or is he just describing her facial expression when she knocked him back.

SlugsOnDrugs 13

Wednesday 15 February 2017 6:44

You couldn't have foreseen or prevented any of that! Well except maybe your smell... hopefully she appreciates your thoughtfulness though!

abut95 8

Wednesday 15 February 2017 6:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 February 2017 6:55

shortcake563 21

Wednesday 15 February 2017 7:03

I'd definitely call the company you ordered ur flowers from and b!tch that's bs and u deserve ur money back for those!

shamutrainer2b 23

Wednesday 15 February 2017 7:13

What show?

dietcoke09 25

Wednesday 15 February 2017 7:34

Valentine's Day isn't the only day of the year you get to be romantic. It's a sweet gesture. I'm sure she knows she's lucky. Make it up to her later! ;) (after you shower)