I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro
Stoooooop!
DIY560 - 24/02/2014 03:59 - United States - Ambler
Procrastination station
goodbye cruel world - 23/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Salisbury
weak - 23/02/2014 14:36 - United States - Columbus
hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris
Sodapop40 - 22/02/2014 21:21 - Canada - Whitecourt
Sodapop40
Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine
Don't dick around with those guys
Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej
BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis
time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney
begging for air - 20/02/2014 17:45 - United States - Hillsboro
Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern
Twix88 - 19/02/2014 11:00 - United States - Huntsville
Twix88
This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.
1111222233334444 - 18/02/2014 23:06 - United States - Williamson
1111222233334444
Hey guys OP. So the school I go to is a private school with only 120 students at most. There is ten school like ours in the state and ones not going, making only nine go to tournaments. (State tournaments). Our Boys varsity is what's seated last. Our Boys middle school is ranked 5 out of 8 and both girls is ranked 6 out of 7. Our cheer squad said that, then added that they had no room to talk because they haven't won first place since the school even started letting a cheer squad happen. (I posted this on my sisters account. And yes. She is a varsity cheerleader.) Not all nine cheerleaders are embarrassed, my sister isn't. Just the girlfriends of ball players are. The others are saying that we will probably win the game that carries us on to the next elimination game. So not all of them aren't peppy.
Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke
Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville
Let the man be happy!
Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow
snowlover - 16/02/2014 07:37 - United States - Fremont
fuck my goddamn life - 15/02/2014 20:51 - United States
author - 15/02/2014 02:28 - United States - Sicklerville
onyx_the_cat - 14/02/2014 03:49 - United States - Zion
onyx_the_cat
The situation is more moral grey than I can describe. My mom has back problems and they get worse during winter, so she was in a lot of pain. She was in so much pain, she couldn't even get up and she stayed home to sleep while I was at my concert. I was a little disappointed, but I knew the situation. My dad on the other hand slept through my solo while at the concert. That man can sleep through anything. My mom once said when they were at a club he slept in front of the speakers. Unfortunately, my dad had to get to work at 5 AM and was really tired when he got home. I didn't know that when I wrote the FML though. He was honest about it though, but I wish he would of tried harder. My parents felt really awful, especially since they always been so supportive of me. Also, I'm a bit selfish because even after my dad said he worked early I was still sad about it. We all talked about it and everything is good now. They admit what they did was wrong despite some of the things being out of their control. My parents are caring people. They wouldn't just go to sleep during a concert without a reason (well kind of with my dad who can sleep anywhere). I would say it was an FML for both me and my parents because they really wanted to hear my solo.
Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando
Stuck - 12/02/2014 18:25 - United States - Evans
airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown
Weird family time
Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville
FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom
Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse
Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro
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Avomitmous - 09/02/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
They saw me staring at them with terror in my eyes, and quickly came over to ask me if I wanted tto model with their agency? Um, no.