By titou - 05/01/2009 03:33 - France
The Top
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States
Catfishing Fail
By FML Videos - 07/09/2018 19:30 - United States - New York
By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States
Reached your limit
By kat - 31/10/2012 11:30 - United States - Ocala
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By CutestBoysEver - 30/10/2012 01:30 - United States - Fruita
By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 03:11 - United States
Mixed messages
By mook - 15/07/2009 19:33 - United States
By SuperFail55 - 02/10/2013 00:33 - United States - Oconomowoc
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Thanks for all the comforting comments. I just thought that I should clear some things up. First of all, as much as I agree that men are just as entitled to their emotions as women I wanted to clarify that naturally he is NOT an emotional man at all. So it is just weird to have him acting so... hormonal. As some of you were wondering it isn't so much impairing his ability to be a parent as it is just not fun to be around him. Also being a teenage girl and having teenage girl friends we can be very melodramatic about relationships and so that's why I used that analogy (cough cough #'s 37 and 38 cough cough.)
By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada
By rhymehoardhh - 05/03/2016 01:41 - United States - Garland
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I submitted this FML because it felt like that moment when Miss Colombia had her crown stripped from her after two minutes, due to misjudging that the bulk of my tuition would be paid. However, I quickly got over it because yes, this was from a private university and there are many other options. Although this university is one of the top in my intended field, I will likely be attending a local state university at a fraction of the cost instead, cause it's just not worth it. Thank you so much for all your advice!
You're kidding me?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By paperbox - 16/01/2011 05:07 - Australia
By WorryNot - 29/12/2016 01:22 - United States - Prescott
Disrespectful Puppy
By FML Videos - 02/10/2018 18:30
By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada
The book of revelations
By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada
By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States
Caught in 4K
By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved
By FauteuilEver Alone - 05/07/2012 08:11 - France
By IHateSchool-.- - 11/12/2014 23:13 - United States
Delivered
By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States
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Mom hobbies
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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France
Sleeping In
By FML Videos - 03/12/2018 00:00 - United States - New York
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So, wow. I was not expecting this to get published. I forgot I had posted this to FML. haha The thing is the septic system is completely broken. It's old and needs to be replaced badly, so it effects everything from the toilet to the sinks and shower. But my landlord/slum lord won't shell out the cash which would be fine if the septic system was pumped monthly but it's often not. I guess I could have just used the shower, but I live in the middle of nowhere, so I thought eh whatever. Since I know people will say "Report your landlord!" "Just move" I won't get into the whole situation but there's a huge housing crises in my area. People rent out space sleeping on their couch for $800/month, one room with shared bathroom and kitchen privileges for $1200/month. Due to living in poverty I qualify for government housing, but the waiting list is extreme. Some people have been on it for 13 years. Yup, years. I'm lucky to have a house. I can't move out of the area until my husband can find a job to sponsor him somewhere else (he has a work visa) or gets a green card whichever comes first. The workers did end up coming the next day, so I have a semi working plumbing system again.