By Yimothemage - 20/12/2016 11:26
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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville
By PhoenixChick - 24/05/2017 10:33
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OP here- the hilarious thing about them changing the job is that the new "Graphic Sales" job involved being the customer service desk for any customer having problems with their graphics files. There are two full time graphic designers, but they decided the gal who was hired to "make sure production is kept on track" is the one who should answer every single question regarding graphics and deisgn for all current and potential customers. To make things more fun, today I found out that the former owner of the company (and the current owner's dad) has serious age-related memory problems and forgets that he isn't stll the boss. He will show up and start yelling at you and telling you what to do and demanding things. Employees are told to placate him, and try to distraxt him as quickly as possible. But don't do anything to hurt his feelings.
By Professor FacePalm - 28/11/2016 23:22 - United Kingdom
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By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale
Bad memory
By thereisnobaby - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cadillac
By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
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By colibricorolla - 04/09/2016 06:16 - United States - Raleigh
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OP again, what happened with the injury was the youngest and the second youngest decided they were going to race across our living room, and the former ran headfirst into the edge of the coffee table. Hard. Those two had walked into the kitchen while the rest of them were watching a movie at the time and I don’t think she noticed what they were doing until it was too late. He got a cut that was about an inch or so wide and looked pretty deep on his forehead. We were able to bandage it up, she got the bleeding to stop and confirmed he did not get a concussion from it but everything I frantically searched online said he was going to need stitches and all of the local urgent care centers had literally just closed 5 minutes before this happened. She took him the next morning when they left and they said he was OK, thank goodness, but a very brief lapse in supervision wasn't something to call CPS over.
By Dizzie Rascal - 31/08/2016 11:01 - United Kingdom
First date going well
By johnfrank - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States
Maybe he's into that...
By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00
Making a scene
By Anonymous - 24/11/2017 05:00
Classy.
By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States
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By Undercover_Agent - 25/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Ankeny
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Hey, original poster here, I would like to add a few more details since I couldn't in the original post. First off, you should know that I work as a loss prevention investigator at a large retail store. I was excited when I arrived at work since I saw the two police cars outside; that meant my coworker caught a shoplifter. So I clocked in, grabbed my keys and entered my office to find everyone in there. All of the police officers, my managers, and coworker were males and so I was the only female. They must have been waiting for me to come in because they told me that and left me alone with her almost immediately; I still wasn't entirely sure what was going on. I did not want to watch the meth-head change; it was not a pretty sight and I don't get paid enough for such things. I also had the added bonus of having my office smell like drugs after she left. What a great welcoming to work...
Rewarding
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 14:26 - Italy - Bologna
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Didn't have an account at the type of posting this, but uh hey OP here. My pupper is about 7 years old, and hasn't really done anything close to this before; sure she has growled if you get near her bone, but this was quite a surprise. After she bit me she was a bit grumpy the rest of the day, but seems to be fine now so I'm not sure what caused her to assault me while I slept. To anyone concerned about the bite it's pretty much healed up, can only see a scratch or two left behind on my cheek.