Pranked
By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 06:53 - United States - Manchester
By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 06:53 - United States - Manchester
By katiebird - 16/03/2016 20:51 - United States - Durham
By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis
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By 404: fuck not given - 23/11/2014 16:34 - United States - Saint Louis
By GiveMeCake - 02/12/2018 22:00
By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 10:04 - United States - Newtown
By not invited - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton
By accidentalsmartass - 06/03/2017 22:00 - Japan - Tokyo
By g - 22/04/2008 05:53 - Thailand
By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds
By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50
By wellshitthen - 21/10/2015 19:30 - United States - Westborough
Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.
By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38
By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States
By clumsycat - 30/06/2017 15:54
By Seriously? - 22/07/2017 13:54
By Schizomaniac - 25/08/2015 17:33 - United States
Thankfully he's only a PE teacher. Not to discredit PE teachers, but at least he is not in a position to actually provide information to students. This guy is an absolute nutjob. These are real claims he has argued in the past: -evolution is a lie (no surprise) -dogs are more intelligent than chimpanzees -our most sophisticated equipment can't see outside our galaxy (lol) -humans are the only animals that rely on fruits and vegetables for food And many, many others. He's the type of person to argue with a chef because he read a cookbook. It's sad.
By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo
By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield
By Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States
By AlexB - 19/08/2016 07:01 - United Kingdom - Blackpool
By pocahauntas91 - 21/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Redondo
Hi, OP here. Morning sickness can be all the way up through the end of pregnancy. In my case, my husband is a very sound sleeper and hates puke more than I do, and he works nights so I didn't want to wake him up. Luckily this isn't an every day issue but it's been enough that I can't wait for this tapeworm to come out so the sick feeling stops lol
By sadblufly - 19/06/2016 03:19 - United States - Louisville
WOW I didn't expect to get published haha. But I do think it's ****** up, and my parents ended up agreeing. My cat was an indoor cat and has always hated going outside, especially because she was allergic to grass/something outside so I know she didn't just...run out the door or whatever. I'm not saying that they did it on purpose, because it's possible she was in the car for the vet or something and got out/they didn't notice? I don't know. I was completely heart broken and still am, I grew up with this cat and was having a rough time when I came home and looking forward to seeing her. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the..remains, but I definitely dont want to keep my stuffed cat...I think I'm going to bury her when I get the chance. My parents haven't stopped apologising, but it still sucks to have this happen.
By Bogrbon - 03/06/2016 19:18 - United States - West Lafayette
OP here. They did stop pretty quick, after it started hurting, before it got too bad. Anesthetic tolerance runs in the family (and no, I don't use any drugs). They edited the fact that since it had been having issues getting numb, they'd already given me the maximum safe dose of anesthetic for the day, so I had to reschedule for the next available appointment 3 weeks out, and get a temporary filling and prescription for Vicodin (which would make me sick and keep me from safely working) to tide me over. Long story short, my tooth is not only better, it's worse, and I am still waiting, (If you've ever needed a root canal you know the pain.) so the pain at the endodontist's was all for nothing.
By cheesy grin - 11/06/2018 19:00
By benz1369 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By Sad bitch - 18/06/2018 19:00
By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States
By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City
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OP here - i have insurance, but we went through his since he took 100% fault