By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen
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The price of sin
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Heavy Drilling
By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 04:34 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
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Poke-baller
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By stillnotdivorced - 27/08/2016 01:46 - United States - Boxborough
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OP here. First of all, I want to thank everyone for their support. I get a lot of face-to-face support, and I'm not sure why the support of a bunch of strangers on the Internet is so meaningful, but it is. So thanks! Second, I want to provide a bit more detail. Not much more, as I don't want to say anything that will be too identifying or potentially useful for her if we ever go to trial: Thanks to the fairness of the system here and some actions she took initially, we have had 50/50 shared parenting time with the kids since almost the beginning. So I've been able to spend a lot of time with my kids, and when they forget they are supposed to hate me, it's been great! Then they remember, and things get very, very hard. And regardless of the challenges of having her here in the complex, this move of hers *will* make things easier on the kids - they'll be able to walk from household to household on transition days instead of getting driven. Much less disruptive. So yes, there is a silver lining. I like all of the suggestions of tracking or even recording all of our interactions. I'll have to check into the legality of actually recording, but writing down what happens and is said as soon afterward as possible is a great idea, and I'm going to add it to my toolkit. I also like the idea of having witnesses around. I don't think a restraining order is a possibility without a specific action on her part. But rest assured - if she does something that warrants it (see what I did there?), I will seek one. Thanks again, everyone!
Classic
By rejected - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Happy birthday!
By secretsant4 - 09/10/2017 11:36 - United States - Philadelphia
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OP here. Thanks everyone for absolutely 0 zero sympathetic comments. Yes it was a legitimate reaction. The dose I was prescribed was way too high for my weight and I had just come back from a 7 hour time change so I took my pill about 22 hours apart instead of 24 which meant there was extra in my system, giving me the bad side effects like nausea and dry heaving. Not sure how I was supposed to know that was gonna happen and not go out. And to everyone telling me to go to the doctor what exactly would the doctor have done to stop me dry heaving?? For anyone who cares I went back to the doctor and they prescribed me a much lower dose (the lowest they make) and now I don’t have any side effects.
By suspended - 31/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Grand Blanc
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Smile!
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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos
Babe, I am your father.
By no, oh god no - 08/09/2018 14:30
Poetry in politics
By blondie101 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 26/09/2018 16:30 - United Kingdom - London
By avertle - 18/10/2018 20:30
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OP here. I probably should’ve clarified this- she is not afraid of birds. The barn always has pigeons in it. She wasn’t afraid of the pigeon. The pigeon had gotten into a separate part of the barn that it isn’t supposed to be in. She was trying to get it out and decided the best way to do that was scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse.
Awkward parenting
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Caught in 1080p
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No uggos
By confiancedecrise - 22/05/2017 16:00
Bad women's anatomy
By BreechInEducation - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
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In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no ******* idea