By Anonymous - 24/06/2019 22:04
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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 18:33 - United States
Pensu tells us more.
By Dobby123 - 08/11/2009 20:44 - Mexico
Dobby123 tells us more.
For those who don't get it, beside my desk is a table a little bit lower than the desk. When my elbow hit that, it stopped, but my head kept on going and technically my face hit my fist, although my fist also hit my face. Sorry couldn't put that in the story, we can only write 300 characters, so yeah. I still have no idea how I could've hit my face so hard I got a mark :(
You must conform!
By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 06:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain
By cyzn - 14/07/2014 17:59 - Canada - Sorel
cyzn tells us more.
Hey everyone, Your comments made me laugh! So here we go, when I was backing up I think he was more concentrated in what I was doing and not really looking at what was behind me (which he should of but anyways) when I hit my head he obviously started laughing and he grabbed me towards him and kissed my head (while continuing to laugh) Hes a sweet guy, I have a tendency of walking into walls or backing up into brick walls lol. My head was totally fine just a little headache afterwards. For in the future always check your surroundings aha. As for the whisper app, I posted that post about this fml with the grey brick wall background, just making sure, Everything is a secret on that app so i had no other way to show/prove that it was me, but anyways its not the end of the world. Thank you everyone who was concerned and made me laugh!
By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 04:39 - United States - Cleveland
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Stand up guy
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Kinky but reckless
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Confused
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Roommates from hell
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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
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Dude, chill out
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Gotcha
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Believe in your dreams
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My loneliness is killing me
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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot
Stop talking, stop talking now
By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States
Word of the day
By Maryann - 19/03/2021 05:01
By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis
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No, I wasn't forcing the cough; I've got bronchitis, I just get coughing fits that last for a while and can't control them.