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    By Mom of the day - 20/06/2026 00:00 - United States

    Today, I'd promised my daughter I’d make her costume for School Spirit Day, so I'd stayed up late hot-gluing fabric, only to now notice that I’d attached the sleeves upside down. She wore it anyway because there was no time to fix it, and I spent the day hoping no other parent would ask where I got it. FML
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    By Anonymous - 27/06/2026 03:00 - United States - Hampton

    Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
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