Kids: Terrible prank

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:07

most awesome kid ever!

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:03

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gagaman_fml 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:30

I did that too, but I offered a tampon to my brother for his bloody nose!

Kamaile21 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:23

Lmao good one =)

Hjade 4

Friday 8 April 2011 8:46

hahahaha!! fantastic!

bootystank 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 22:36

that is ...oh my God. ha ha!!!!!

red03_fml 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:15

epic

ikickyourbutt 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:42

HAHAHA That kid is my hero!!!

havek10 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:10

your little brother is awesome sucks to be you

rcloca 10

Monday 15 August 2011 22:12

Ur doing it wrong :)

IceQueen25 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:36

clever little Shit he is

TEQ_Thomas 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:56

like! :)

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Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML

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Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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Today, I got a threatening email from my manager, saying my job is in jeopardy if I call off again. Somehow, my leaving early to drive my mom to the ER is inexcusable, yet it's perfectly fine for the same manager to leave early to take her dogs to the groomers. FML

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Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML

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