Kids: Terrible prank

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:07

most awesome kid ever!

Lolzords 11

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Comments

Charleezee 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:26

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha facebooked someone's got to make a YouTube video of that. That would be the sickest

Nytemare 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:39

hahhaah this is freaking awsome I love it ftw for lil ma

smileyfairy10 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:12

mini lad

Illyssa_fml 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:23

Hahahaha!!! WIN!!!!

borirican70 0

Friday 4 February 2011 2:18

lol hilarious

PomagraniteJamm 0

Friday 4 February 2011 2:50

haha u did get facebooked... ur bro is awesome

ilovemyboys 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:03

haha so funny!!!

vtf123 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:41

hopefully he isnt addicted to facebooking(: haha get it?

nivekcizia123 0

Friday 4 February 2011 5:47

if my bro did that I'd knock him out and say get the **** out of my space

barbie_girl_jv 1

Friday 4 February 2011 8:14

I'm sorry to say this because that must have been quite painful but your little brother taking on facebook in a total different meaning is just sooooo ******* funny!! Bad ass Lil Bro!!! Sounds like shit I'd pull!! :):):)