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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

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Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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Dragon9597 6

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:38

That is amazing, and terrible at the same time.

forsaken_ones 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

I would have laughed too if i were in your shoes

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Awesome_Ninjaz 12

Sunday 3 August 2014 19:54

Dirty old men!

AmandaApple 4

Sunday 3 August 2014 19:58

i would have thrown up!!

slyde32 12

Monday 4 August 2014 3:30

well don't you sound exciting

rinithxxx 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:19

Get a sense of humour

EchoSerenity 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:24

If you set yourself up for it, YDI.

lennon_ 16

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:25

get at that.

Gabnacious 7

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:29

Why is this even on FML? It's not even a bad thing! That old man is a boss!

Brooke5702 13

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:29

I would have laughed along if I were in your shoes. Would've been the highlight of my day!

3molliver3 16

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:39

That's hilarious! Your life sounds pretty good OP.

Sweet_Visions 13

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:39

Hahahhahahahaha. Take it as a compliment c:

NodakN8V 25

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:45

It's funny. Laugh a little. Not an FML moment

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