Work: Cheeky!

Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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Dragon9597 6

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:38

That is amazing, and terrible at the same time.

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Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

I would have laughed too if i were in your shoes

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momac86 17

Monday 4 August 2014 11:16

Hey come on that's not so bad I'd've laughed too

caro1ina48 13

Monday 4 August 2014 12:02

How is this an FML?

elusiveshame 22

Monday 4 August 2014 13:51

Old people say the darnedest things. At least he had a sense of humor and hopefully you do as well!

jaamjaam 6

Monday 4 August 2014 16:58

Can he be my grandpa?

kalbrek009 20

Monday 4 August 2014 18:48

Not sure if anyone else has said it, so..."that's what she said"

Jtisallbusiness 5

Tuesday 5 August 2014 1:07

Sounds like a good story line to a porno

okudatwo 11

Tuesday 5 August 2014 4:25

That's absolutely hilarious. Old man victory.

polarbearpiss 15

Tuesday 5 August 2014 7:01

Youre picture is creepah

VanessaNal 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 17:46

I would've laughed. I love it when I have customers who are lighthearted and make jokes. Makes my whole day A LOT better. :)

Realhomesley 5

Thursday 7 August 2014 21:13

I would've been rolling

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