Nearly FMLs

By emily ann - 01/01/2023 07:54

Today, I got constipated after eating Taco Bell. FML

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By Nothing - 24/12/2022 08:27

Today, for the millionth time, someone asked me if something was wrong and I said, "Nothing." All I have to do is say something other than "Nothing" and I can begin healing. Why is it so hard? Why is everything so hard? Why is existing so hard? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2022 07:54

Today, oh my god I swear I feel like I am the most dumbest person from people not understanding me. I think sometimes I feel smart and everyone else is dumb. FML

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By Cold - 19/12/2022 07:46

Today, there's a blizzard coming up soon and it's hella cold in my house. I could use a sweatshirt right about now. Where is my sweatshirt? Good question. I don't know. FML

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By Owwww - 17/12/2022 07:39

Today, I have a sore throat. I read a funny entry on this website and I laughed a lot. Now my throat REALLY hurts. FML

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By Wake up time - 17/12/2022 07:15 - United States

Today, I've officially reached the phase in my life where I always wake up having to pee. Gone are the days when I stuffed my face in the pillow until I decided on my own terms when I "rise and shine". I don't want to get old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 07:40

Today, a relative once again completely talked over my lunchtime show, dragging up twenty years of bad family history because the theme reminded her of the black sheep of the family. But the moment her show comes on, everyone has to be quiet. FML

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By RIP - 14/12/2022 08:28 - United States

Today, my life has gotten so bad to the point that writing about my misfortunes on this website is actually one of my hobbies. My aversion to conflict and talking about myself reinforces this. I know it's unhealthy, but I don't know what I can do to break free. FML

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By Early-Out - 06/12/2022 08:02 - United States

Today, my birthday is approaching, and I'm once again brooding over the fact that I was a preemie. Had I not been born more than a month early, I would have a birthday in late January, one that doesn't get overshadowed by Christmas. Instead, I got placed right in the middle of December. FML

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By Power Heartbreak - 24/11/2022 06:54

Today, I struck out with two potential girlfriends, and then found out Jason David Frank died. I grew up with Power Rangers. Both types of heartbreak on one day. FML

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By Blue - 24/11/2022 06:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I ate an apple. It was good. It was red. inside was not red. red is cool. cool things are red. I like pizza. pizza is good. pizza has the letter Z in it. Z is a cool letter. I like Z. I wonder why zzz means sleeping. Sleeping has an S and not a Z. I like winning. Winning is good. Losing is bad. Bad is not good. FML

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By FML, if I had one - 22/11/2022 07:32 - United States - Steele

Today, I've reached the point in my life that most of my entertainment is derived from reading funny comments to humorous stories on this website, and reading scathing comments on stories where OP is obviously in the wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 07:31 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, as time passes, I've started to feel numb to all the pain. At one point, I started not believing in hope. I envy people who believe in hope. I wish I was like them. At least they have something to hope about. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I spend too much time on here. I work on boats and this app is the only thing that loads most of the time. My only form of entertainment. I want to go home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:08 - United States - Arlington

Today, Greg Abbott was re-elected as Texas Governor. Fuck our rights as women, people’s rights and gun safety huh? Every single person who voted for him is an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 06:47

Today, my racist father refused to invite me and my (black) husband for Thanksgiving dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 07:20 - United States - El Paso

Today, I’m close to my 44th birthday. I married the girl of my dreams who loves clutter. Our son makes straight As but can’t listen to any instructions. Our two new dogs chew anything they can find, and no one puts anything away. Why was I born? FML

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By A Very Cynical Person - 02/11/2022 07:50 - United States

Today, if I had a dollar for every FML where the OP literally admits to committing a crime, I would have at least five dollars. Which isn't much, but it's definitely enough to make me ashamed of being a human. FML

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By Tannerrm - 29/10/2022 07:01

Today, I can't think of a reason to live. Well, except for my dog. I love him so much, but I still looked up his average life span. 5-8 more years. FML

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By LaLaG2003 - 27/10/2022 07:27

Today, it's one of them days. I was looking for another job that actually pays their employees for their hard-work, and got mad real fast. I normally keep it bottled in but y'all done messed up and let me find this website. I literally googled "a website that you can complain and whine on". So here I am! Get ready. FML

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By Colin - 23/10/2022 07:34 - United States

Today, I realized I couldn't generate enough fake drama to get people to feel sorry for me. FML

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By lucille - 23/10/2022 07:20

Today, my daughter got so high she genuinely thought she was a Nintendo Switch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2022 10:37

Today, my mother told me that I'm descended from limbless space slugs. What? FML

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By Sitting at home - 15/10/2022 07:44 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my mother is yelling at my younger sister for masturbating and my sister's defense was that I do it as well. So now we are both grounded. FML

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By stupid - 12/10/2022 07:44 - United States - Denver

Today, I was called stupid by a stranger on the internet and I cried for 8 hours straight. Clearly, the therapy and meds are not helping. FML

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By Why yes, I do, but... - 12/10/2022 07:35

Today, Facebook recommended my high school principal as a "Person I may know." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 07:31

Today, I had another dream about my favorite grandpa. It was a pleasant dream, until I remembered he passed away a few years ago. That's when I woke up crying. I miss him so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 07:35 - Slovakia

Today, I saw video of someone whom I took for moral authority for many years justifying Putin's war with Ukraine.. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 07:17

Today, I feel terrible. I forgot to take my meds last night and feel like I'll barf if I get up. I have a huge test in 3 days, so I'm anxious and now also disoriented and nauseous. FML

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By J_Free_Woods - 19/09/2022 06:27

Today, I found out my niece has the same heart condition as my mom and sister. She’s four and there’s little they can do until she’s older. FML

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Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML

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Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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Today, a passenger in my taxi left without paying. They left their phone, so I posted a message about it from their social media, exposing them. Turns out they'd stolen the phone from someone else. I ended up getting arrested. FML

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Today, I called my sister and asked if she could watch my baby while I went to the store for desperately needed groceries and supplies. She refused, despite the fact that she's randomly dropped off her three rambunctious boys more times than I could count so she could go clubbing. FML

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Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML

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