Nearly FMLs

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By Ugh - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dublin

Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized, "for the common good." FML

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Trust no one

By GuessIllBeQuietforever - 19/10/2023 16:05

Today, I worked up the strength to tell my step-mom, the only living being I trust, about being date raped at a party several months ago. Her response was, “That’s bullshit, nobody rapes fat chicks” and bitched at me for “wasting her time.” Gee, thanks. FML

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By cuppincake - 19/10/2023 16:04 - Australia

Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 07:10

Today, I found out all the charges against my abuser/birth father were dropped due to lack of evidence. FML

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By why???? - 15/10/2023 05:55

Today, I pulled a muscle in my back by standing still. I’m 19 and exercise regularly. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up, same as usual, still poor. Inflation is dwindling what little I have, and can't seem to find any way to improve things. FML

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By Why, brain, why - 09/10/2023 07:09 - United States

Today, I differentiated my paternal grandma and my maternal grandma by referring to them as "The living one" and "The dead one," respectively. Why is that the first thing that came to my mind? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 06:37

Today, I was texting my girlfriend when I mistakenly called her by her real name, so she now she's furious at me because of it. FML

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By Joshua Fong - 24/09/2023 06:40 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my dad yelled at me the whole day for doing nothing. I'd already been teased at school, so he just made my day worse. FML

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By Letter Daddy 2023 - 18/09/2023 07:03

Today, my son announced his plan to get his GED. He already has a Bachelor's Degree. I think he meant PhD, but he’s too proud to admit the mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 07:05 - United States - Ontario

Today, I keep gaining weight, I'm too tired to work out or make healthy food. I just keep complaining and I don't know what to do anymore. I just want to cry all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 07:04

Today, my aunt called me a "know-it-all" because I was giving my cousin (her daughter) college advice. I acted like I didn’t hear her, but I did and it hurt my feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 06:45 - Germany

Today, having learned decent English, I realize that not only do my fellow Germans mispronounce most international brand names - like Vicks VapoRub or Pedigree Pal - and have no idea what they mean. Even the voice overs on TV ads pronounce them wrong. FML

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By simplewins - 26/08/2023 06:39

Today, in my country, the criminal justice system has been weaponized to indict political opponents for the gain of the opposing political party, eradicating any freedoms gained since its existence. FML

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By Everything Counts - 18/08/2023 07:36 - United States

Today, my wife just flew out to California to help our son. He has a super sensitive sense of smell and now my wife has to change where she is staying due to her AirBnB causing a sinus headache. She actually asked if I would be OK with her staying somewhere that remains open 24 hours. Screw my son's sinuses, stay safe. FML

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By Embarrassing af - 16/08/2023 07:10

Today, after an amazing night of sex at a hotel room for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend shook me awake in the middle of the night, told me it was over, and basically threw me out of the room with my overnight bag. Apparently, I “fart too much, and snore like a broken car engine.” FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 06:57

Today, I had to go shopping for clothes for school but my mom wouldn't wake up and she yelled at me when I tried, and I felt like shit so for the first time in weeks, I sobbed. I'm so tired and I don't know what the fuck to do. FML

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By I can't take it anymore - 15/08/2023 07:26 - United States

Today, I think my cat is dying. My grandma died two months ago and my uncle has terminal cancer, so why not take my cat as well? I'm beginning to think that the universe has something against me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2023 07:47

Today, is a bad day. You try to be a good person, and it gets you nowhere. People are mean and evil, and feed off negative energy. I might as well be exactly what you portray me to be. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 07:02

Today, my parents make me and my sibling do all the work. We have to do the laundry, clean, make them banana bread, and we're not allowed to get people's phone numbers without permission. It's not fair and if I pay for it, I think I should be allowed to have social media and do only my laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 07:00

Today, my girlfriend lied to me, broke her promises, betrayed me, and was rude to my friends. I've broken up with her because she does stuff like this a lot. I don't want to hurt her, but she hurt me first so I don't feel that bad, but I still feel kinda guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 07:41

Today, my friends and I believe in ghosts. With herbs, crystals, candles, chalk, salt, and a pendulum, we did a séance. My girlfriend kept shouting and leaving the circle, the two things we are NOT supposed to do. Now we have attachments/are possessed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 07:37

Today, I learned that no matter how much you love someone, they'll still stab you in the ass. I also learned that once you realize they're toxic, it doesn't get better. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 07:22 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a present, someone gave me clothes that are way too small for me. They do this every time. I know I'll never have a girlfriend no matter what, and it's entirely my fault, but now, I don't want to eat anymore. I was actually having a really nice day before this happened too, when most days are depressing. FML

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By Am I backward - 31/07/2023 07:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I shared an FML with my brother about a Sydney girl whose sister hates her. His response? "The dumbest app or website ever. I can't believe that has any traffic still, I thought it died 10 years ago. Who even says FML anymore?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 06:59

Today, I learned my weed dealer got caught with 160 pounds of drugs, 19 guns, and 70,000$ in cash. He was the best weed dealer in my area. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 06:50 - Iceland - Reykjavik

Today, I had to break up with someone I love and who loves me because we are not right for each other. I miss him already. FML

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By Emily Mariah - 23/07/2023 06:13 - United States - Royal Oak

Today, I'm just so tired. My mental health is just not going good. It's so frustrating being the bad guy all the time. People always want to judge you on how you react to a situation, but not what caused you to react. My life is just a joke at this point. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2023 06:55

Today, one of my favourite fanfiction sites was taken down by a DDoS attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 06:49 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I'm on a rollercoaster ride of emotions; there's happiness but mostly vague sadness, which I couldn't even explain myself, I'm so in love with my best friend and I don't know how to confess, and overthinking how he will react. It burdens me so much that I cry myself to sleep. I hope I get over it. FML

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Today, the dry skin on my feet has gotten so bad that my boyfriend uses my feet to itch his legs when we're cuddling. FML

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Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML

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Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML

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Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML

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