By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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sheethapins 13

74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

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leahk1785 0

I'm pretty sure the biggest requirement for being a mammal is having mammory glands. Haha

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Levvy 22

No, it's the ability to spell mammary. Congratulations; you're a reptile.

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life2007 0

Anyone else wanting KFC now?

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LipstickLullabie_fml 1

Wrong. Cucumbers, squash, bell peppers, and okra have seeds. All veggies, love.

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Fire_eyes 13

And she got the university degree where? McDonalds?

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coredumpfml 4

Wow. Your mom isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer isn't she ?

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white16sox 19

No dolphins are secret humans tomatoes are lawn gnomes conspiring to kill us and spiders are little aliens with 8 legs spying on us. Geez get it right.

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Seamoose 0

Guys. Seriously. It's gone on long enough. I think everyone had got the point. They are not mammals they are freaking birds. It's common sense. Can it be left at that?

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