Animals: Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently...

By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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That's a mother

By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:00

Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

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By NJ <3 - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

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No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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By hail science! - 10/08/2019 16:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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By James - 30/03/2012 18:44 - United States

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:03 - United States - Marinette

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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rawrface22 10

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:02

Chickens are reptiles , duh

sheethapins 13

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:06

74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

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sheethapins 13

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:05

205 The real credit goes to my ass, it's where I pulled the joke out of on a whim.

cleolappost 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:59

wow ur mom is stupid!!!!

emmanizzer 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:29

I don't see why it matters if something is a fruit or a vegetable. We eat them both, they're both healthy (in moderation, of course), and they're in the same food group. Some are sweet, some are not; some have seeds, some do not; blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Now sit down and eat your damn food salad!

kurofuchs 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:38

Maybe shes thinking of a person in a chicken suit? If not, then what university gave her this degree?

anencephalic 14

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:08

170 - "Today the humans had a heated debate on sarcasm and tomatoes; I created these freaks? FML."

ronfeezy 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:59

Sorry, but your Mum is a bit daft. All mammals have mammary glands which produce milk, to feed their young. Chickens lack functioning mammary glands, and like all birds use other means of feeding their young. They are simply birds, which are almost as estranged from mammals as reptiles.