By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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sheethapins 13

74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

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rein 8

oh! there you are, perry.

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physicist48 0

There was a supreme court ruling calling the tomato a fruit for tax purposes. It is irrelevant what it is eaten with.

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3bluebells 0

Well **** ur mom ur rite

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157315731573 0

Wait, chickens aren't reptiles?:(

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racheljessie 17

Does she also happen to know which came first, the chicken or the egg? Or if a rooster lays an egg on a roof which side it will fall off of? LOL!

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westerngirl87_fml 10

Maybe for some reason this person's mother is under the impression that mammals are any animals that have to obtain oxygen from the air. I think a lot of people are under that impression.

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vettle 6

No she doesn't. She bought her degree online.

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MsMeiriona 2

Did you think to ask where the mammary glands were on them? Foot in mouth should have ensued.

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