By MissMoonpie - 27/08/2016 12:21 - Belgium - Leuven
The Top
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Unionize!
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Alexa, play Men's Needs by The Cribs
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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane
Conflict Resolution
By FML Approved - 06/10/2017 03:00
You good, lady?
By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio
Run for the hills!
By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States
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By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States
fannylovesfelix tells us more.
Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)
By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States
Dirty talk
By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States
I will always be in her thought
By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 18:00
Crackers
By buryuntime - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Kick the tragedy
By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 18:01
Don't let the bastards grind you down
By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 00:01 - United States
Party time!
By haileypaige123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Stuck in the middle with you
By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00
By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States
We could be heroes
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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita
Time for the ER
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By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States
Bitter
By superb12345 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cascade
Hand me downs
By Marcipaud - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit
By MissDQ - 02/12/2013 13:47 - Australia - Perth
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I've been dying my hair since I was 14, so know what I'm doing. I just now live in a tiny house with a tiny bathroom and my hair is just shy of my butt. I usually use a mirror to make sure I'm ok, but because of the length of my hair I have to do it upside down over the bathtub. It got on my arms while doing the main body of my hair, ears and forehead are a no brainier and I had a couple of spots drip down the gloves while I was doing the ends. I managed to get it off my face thankfully because I had to go out in public. The box said to use a wet towel with shampoo on it when you rinse it out, which I did and it didn't seem to be working so I attacked my face with exfoliating gloves and it did the job. I've now got to work out how to scrub the purple off the vanity and in the bathtub. I do wipe it straight away but it stains right away too. It's a super dark mahogany since I have to use 2 bottles. Looks blackish in the shade and red in the sun. Came out far better than I expected and I've never gone dark before so it's a nice change. Adds to the 'new me' thing I've got going.
By R2A8 - 18/07/2018 01:30 - Kenya - Nairobi
By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach
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OP here. To clear some things up, my dad and mum divorced like 9 years ago. The fact that he has a girlfriend doesn't bother me at all. It is more the fact that I know this trough my brother that bothers me. I'm at my dorm for a month because I have to take exams (in Belgium it is normal to spend the weekends at home and the weekdays in your dorm, but now I am at my dorm for a month), so I haven't seen my father for quite some time. When I found out she is going to move in with us was a complete shock for me. I don't know her, nor does she now me, and my father hadn't even told me about her. He called me (after I called my grandma because I was very upset) and said not to worry. If she's moving in, it will be for November. By that time I will have met her (hopefully).