Weird, Awkward and Work: You OK dude?

You OK dude?

By dragos_dgt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Friday 2 September 2011 15:57

Expect a raise...from his genitals.

AnthonyN 5

Friday 2 September 2011 16:03

Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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IAmNotAHuman515 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:55

I do that all the time!!

rougeunicorn03 17

Friday 11 October 2013 8:51

You're weird. I like that. Message me ;)

Mortoli 30

Thursday 13 March 2014 21:18

Lol was he trying to send his thoughts to you? "You are seriously getting fired today."

BlueEyedBrat 10

Thursday 28 January 2016 7:35

I've done this before too haha

Jmrox2001 10

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:54

What happened to the you deserved it button?

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