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By Sonofaquiche - 27/10/2017 05:00 - Germany - Schweinfurt

Today, I realised that it is, in fact, not a great idea to put aftershave on your freshly shaven balls. Whenever I move it feels like Satan himself puts my genitals into a fiery pit of needles. FML
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maikeru1979 23

so sorry for your pain OP but I got a great laugh out of this.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Did you not know what aftershave is or what it does?

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maikeru1979 23

so sorry for your pain OP but I got a great laugh out of this.

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DavyJoe 13

People are saying that you deserved this, but I could have made that mistake too. I didn't know that it would have that effect.

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BroSkii1009 4

completely agree with you there

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DavyJoe 13

now they're downvoting me. Damn, get a life

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Donut_Wizard 23

NEW! Old spice, now for you balls. Because that great smell shouldn't just be for your neck.

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RichardPencil 30

Is anyone else thinking of a **** version of that classic scene from "Home Alone?"

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Mungolikecandy 19

Did you not know what aftershave is or what it does?

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mitolit 12

Maybe they are a teenager that shaved their balls for the first time and also received hair down there before their facial hair, i.e. they may not know what aftershave is.

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bloodangel1973 8

Your name doesn't happen to be Jim levenstein right?

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Matthew Krouse 9

Use a hairdryer

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Lobby_Bee 17

Next time go all natural and use concentrate lemon juice.

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