Transportation, Awkward Trains You ain't seen me, right - FML

You ain't seen me, right

omgomgomg - 27/10/2011 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML

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FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

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Freeze!

Anonymous - 20/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML

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Anonymous - 04/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Newport

Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML

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doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Friday 28 October 2011 0:39

A window seat with twice the view, dayum.

emmas03 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:41

"Today, I was on the train when I caught awkward eye contact with a half naked woman in the toilet as the door slowly closed. FML."

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 28 October 2011 5:07

Weren't you blinded by the flashes?

mashimarox 12

Friday 28 October 2011 5:18

Oopsy daisy

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Friday 28 October 2011 5:29

Ohhh awkward.....

vampiresam9097 5

Friday 28 October 2011 5:31

Going to hogwarts?

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Friday 28 October 2011 6:42

I was totally thinking that. :)

cass85 8

Friday 28 October 2011 9:59

Because obviously all trains go to Hogwarts.

TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Friday 28 October 2011 5:59

Wouldn't it be called the mile long club?

vashthestampede 0

Friday 28 October 2011 6:07

Look at them with a straight face and say: "the f*ck y'all lookin at?"

panvicka 16

Friday 28 October 2011 10:04

haha i cant stop picturing it :D

Fangtasmagoria 5

Friday 28 October 2011 16:38

YDI. "had" to change on the train?? poor planning on your part.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 2:12

Little peep show going on??? Deny deny deny. Lol

Fierycorn 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:33

Damn dat does suck monkey balls!!!! Sorry to hear that OP

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Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

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Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML

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Today, my parents and I went out to lunch with my grandma, where my mom proceeded to tell my grandma the same five or six stories she always tells her. My grandma does not have dementia or Alzheimer's. NOBODY in my family does. I, however, have great exasperation from wanting to hear something else. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

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Today, after my cute girlfriend got out of the shower and was walking over to our bed. I asked, "Now that you're all clean, want to sit on my face?" To which she replied, "Ya sure, I've not gone poop yet." FML

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