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Weekend Plans

By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 18:30

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sherbear86 21

Saturday 27 October 2018 3:16

I have found my spirit animal.

Lighthadow 3

Friday 26 October 2018 20:06

that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!

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Lighthadow 3

Friday 26 October 2018 20:06

that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!

sherbear86 21

Saturday 27 October 2018 3:16

I have found my spirit animal.

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Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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Today, my 70 year-old mother complained about the patio window being dirty. I asked her why she couldn't clean it, or anything else in the house for that matter. I was informed she can't clean windows because she's not left handed. FML

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Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML

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