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We need more information

By Anonymous - 18/06/2026 00:00 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 18 June 2026 0:38

You need to decide: Do you want to live with knowing what he is doing or with knowing you went to the FBI about it.

DLBL 21

Thursday 18 June 2026 1:15

You don't say what this info is, but if people can be harmed, go to the FBI BEFORE something bad happens! You can do it anonymously. They will decide if brother is a legit threat or not. Heck, Ted Kaczynsk's brother turned him in, and it's good he did.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 18 June 2026 0:38

You need to decide: Do you want to live with knowing what he is doing or with knowing you went to the FBI about it.

DLBL 21

Thursday 18 June 2026 1:15

You don't say what this info is, but if people can be harmed, go to the FBI BEFORE something bad happens! You can do it anonymously. They will decide if brother is a legit threat or not. Heck, Ted Kaczynsk's brother turned him in, and it's good he did.

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