Intimacy Walk or shame

Walk or shame

Anonymous - 24/08/2015 04:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

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artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2012 07:29 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

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Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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Monday 24 August 2015 19:03

Okay that sucks but did you really have to put the spare in a sex toy drawer? Shouldn't you have put it somewhere more accessible?

omgbrainZ_fml 24

Monday 24 August 2015 19:02

maybe ask a friend for a ride home :)

asdfghjklana 9

Monday 24 August 2015 20:06

well you spared her from getting traumatized

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Monday 24 August 2015 20:22

LMAO .....either way you got SCREWED

finalyearsofhate 22

Monday 24 August 2015 20:22

Well, that's an awful spot for your spare set.

countdini2000 13

Monday 24 August 2015 20:41

Probably has the handcuff keys on the spare key ring

daddysgirl8 21

Monday 24 August 2015 20:51

You didn't try to call a taxi cab? You couldn't have called a tow truck? Had a close friend bring the keys?

sconn30 5

Monday 24 August 2015 20:57

Über?

sammiixoxo 12

Monday 24 August 2015 21:03

Could've call Uber :)

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Monday 24 August 2015 21:05

At least you got a workout:)

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Monday 24 August 2015 21:07

How did you expect your oldest to get to you? Certainly not by walking, and if there was public transportation you would have taken it home instead of walking. Why didn't you just ask your kid to pick you up?