Walk or shame

Anonymous - 24/08/2015 04:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML
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1DisGR8 32

Okay that sucks but did you really have to put the spare in a sex toy drawer? Shouldn't you have put it somewhere more accessible?

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Saraishi 25

At least you still have your dignity?

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Paladeus 9

I'd have preferred busting the window or, considering it's one of the things they do, call the police and ask them to help you get back in. As long as you're insured, have a valid photo ID and can prove you own it right away, you're golden.

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nerdistheword123 12

Oooooor you could ask him to come pick you up.

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clicker2 10

If they were old enough to drive to get to you, which I assume they would be otherwise they'd have a 12 mile walk, why not just ask them to come and get you? I mean, that is all they'd be doing if they dropped off keys and then you wouldn't have had to walk. You could have said you didn't know where the spare keys were and could they pick you up.

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Teamk09 13

I know this will get downvoted but I've taken 3 20 mile hikes and I've been fine year I was sore AF after but I recovered

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KayleeFrye 39

What a stupid place to leave spare car keys.

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orionjy 9

So if your oldest could bring the keys to you why didn't you just have him pick you up and then you get the keys and he drives you back! ?

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